swooning hard for Imogen Poots
so i went to go get a drink and…
THERE IS A FURBY IN THE VENDING MACHINE
DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME SORT OF GAME
Does it make you think of this, too?
Do you think he’s trying to stall out whatever you want to talk about because he’s afraid of what will happen?
When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
THEY LOOK SO CUTE OH MY GOD
that’s what they want you to think
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I am heaven sent,
Don’t you dare forget.
I am all you’ve ever wanted,
What all the other boys all promised.
Sorry I told. I just needed you to know.
I think in decimals and dollars.
I am the cause to all your problems,
Shelter from cold. we are never alone.
Coordinate brain and mouth.
Then ask me whats it like to have
Myself so figured out.
I wish I knew..